Humorous
A bad day fishing is better than a good day working
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00
Cleanliness is next to impossible
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2 x 18 - 9.00
3 x 24 - 10.00
Don't force it...get a larger hammer
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2 x 20 - 9.00
3 x 30 - 12.00
4 x 36 - 13.00
Dust is a country collectible
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2 x 18 - 9.00
3 x 24 - 10.00
Dusting test in progress...do not disturb samples
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00
Everything will be alright...just put on a little lipstick
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00
Four little dirty words: wash, cook, iron, dust
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 -12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00
Hard work never killed anyone, but why give it a chance
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00
Help wanted...everyone in the house qualifies
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00
Housework is a family affair
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2 x 18 - 9.00
3 x 24 - 10.00
I ate my willpower
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2 x 15 - 9.00
3 x 20 - 10.00
I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00
I know it's in my head somewhere, I just can't find it
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00
I'm so far behind I thought I was first
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2 x 20 - 9.00
3 x 24 - 10.00
4 x 36 - 13.00
If at first you don't succeed, try not to be surprised!
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00
If it ain't broke keep fixing it 'til it is
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2 x 20 - 9.00
3 x 24 - 10.00
4 x 36 - 13.00
If no one answers, do it yourself
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2 x 20 - 9.00
3 x 24 - 10.00
4 x 36 - 13.00
It doesn't always look like this, some days it's even worse
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00
It's the maid's day off!
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2 x 18 - 9.00
3 x 24 - 10.00
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00
My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00
No one gets in to see the wizard, not nobody, not no how
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00
Our guests make us happy, some in coming, some in going
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00
Please don't feed the dust bunnies
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2 x 20 - 9.00
3 x 24 - 10.00
4 x 36 - 13.00
Please don't tidy my mess, you'll only confuse me
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00
Real men do housework
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2 x 18 - 9.00
3 x 24 - 10.00
Show me a house that is excruciatingly clean and I'll show you an older, female relative about to visit it
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2 x 36 - 11.00
3 x 48 - 14.00
This home is protected by a coat of dust
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2 x 24 - 9.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00
True love leads to housework
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2 x 18 - 9.00
3 x 24 - 10.00
4 x 30 - 13.00
We get along in our R.V. 'cuz we don't have room to disagree
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2 x 30 - 11.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00
Welcome to our zoo!
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2 x 18 - 9.00
3 x 24 - 10.00
When I get the urge to clean house, I lay down until it passes
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2 x 30 - 11.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00
Who are these children and why are they calling me Mom?
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2 x 30 - 11.00
3 x 36 - 12.00
4 x 40 - 15.00
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